Randommization

Madness? This is typography! The feces font is all about writing alphabets with feces, and we might say that’s the craziest font we’ve run into. We question how they managed to put all those alphabets in place. A very talented person? Or did someone just arrange the shit.

So the Chinese newspaper People’s Daily is getting itself a new headquarter, and big skyscraper to go with it. The problem is, the skyscraper looks like a giant penis. The 150 meter high building is not completed yet, and once complete will give up its phallic resemblance.

Dolls can be beautiful, and human-like. The key being that it’s almost impossible for humans with doll-like proportions to actually exist. Or at least, exist naturally, as we’ve already seen plenty of people try. Japanese model Vanilla Chamu is the latest on that list we’re not keeping. Over the years, Chamu has undergone 30 plastic [...]

Girls get to look all hot and sexy in their lingerie, and apparently now men can enjoy the same treatment too. Homme Mystere is a line of lingerie for men, and when we say that we mean lingerie that looks quite similar to their female counterparts with all the frills and hearts and polka dots. [...]

Looking quite realistic and super gross, this set is sculptor Jessica Harrison‘s representation of furniture made with fake human skin upholstery.

Here’s what Felix Colgrave, the creator of this video says about it: When I made this film, I was exploring the idea of how living things are made of matter, and when we die and rot and we’re returned to the earth and yadda yadda, and then that matter then goes on to build other [...]

Cannibalism may not be the most favorable of things, but nothing can be wrong with chomping down on bread that has an uncanny resemblance to human form. Thai artist Kittiwat Unarrom creates these horrifyingly realistic bakery products that look strikingly similar to the human form and with enough detail to make you cringe. We’d make [...]

Because the world needed more creepy, someone decided to grow pears in the shape of babies. Apparently, they like to call them “happy/joyful doll pears” which absolutely looks like the right name for a baby shaped figure you’re about to peel/cut/eat whatever.

The world is a crazy place. Crazy because of two reasons. One because of the guy who decides to eat colorful stuff and photograph his shit. And then for me, who decides publishing colorful turds is a good idea. Spoiler: When fruit loops leave your system, they turn to the color green. Hit ahead to [...]

There’s a shit lot of things people would do to stay young or at the very least, appear younger. So we aren’t entirely surprised that folks wouldn’t mind setting their face on fire for a chance to look younger. Chinese beauty treatment Huǒ liáo. For the process, patrons get their face under a towel filled [...]

Apparently, it’s not good manners to let your phone go around naked. Sure you might have a case, but that only covers the rear while the phone continues to flash its junk up front. There’s still hope for the world, because now you could buy underwear for your iPhone and not feel weird. Okay, well, [...]

After a delay that has lasted at least a few centuries, someone has had the good sense to present humans with one of their most needed things: unicorn horns. These costume wigs come with pre-attached unicorn horns and ears to go along, thus completing an attire that should be the norm for social conduct. The [...]

Okay, so here’s the Dildo Maker. The design by Francesco Morackini is based on the pencil sharpener, only this one rounds things up in a penile shape. Theoretically, it can work with anything; as the illustrations show, it could work on sausages, carrots, candles, basically anything you could get your hands on and stick into [...]

Now I don’t want to scare anyone, or soil my pants which I just totally did because spiders are flying across the skies in Brazil. I might be thousands of miles from Brazil, but the thought of flying spiders can make anyone crap anywhere. The video was taken by Erick Reis, of the sight he [...]

Now would be a perfect time to be grossed out because there really exists an expensive ring that owes its origin to actual human skin. The base is a 24 karat gold band that has been wrapped with the skin of the designer himself. Sruli Recht got a 4inch by 0.4 inch piece of his [...]