You know it is stupid, but you’re willing to indulge the selfie toaster
Why would you want to burn your selfie onto your toast? You don’t. But, well, it’s an interesting idea so maybe you ought to try it. It’s probably not as fun as having Jesus on the toast, but you’ll learn to live with it.
The toaster uses custom heating inserts to cook up that image of yours on the bread. Customers send a high-resolution image, and the vendors return a set of two removable stainless steel inserts. The selfie toaster is priced at $70, with the stainless steel inserts taking another 2 weeks for delivery after the image is uploaded to the vendor.
