Why would you want to burn your selfie onto your toast? You don’t. But, well, it’s an interesting idea so maybe you ought to try it. It’s probably not as fun as having Jesus on the toast, but you’ll learn to live with it.


Why would you want to burn your selfie onto your toast? You don’t. But, well, it’s an interesting idea so maybe you ought to try it. It’s probably not as fun as having Jesus on the toast, but you’ll learn to live with it.

Well, there’s more to breakfast than just food. The most important meal of the day as they call it, gives you a good chunk of energy for your day ahead. Spice up that energy with the force, or just pretend you did so you can enjoy Vader toaster to the max. Sith Lord one day, toaster head the next. Such is life. Priced at $50.


A combo device for your breakfast, this one includes a toaster, an egg poacher, and while it is at it, this one works as a meat warmer as well. Costs $40 [aStore]


It is good to start the day with cute. And if it doesn’t work out that well, you can always blame Domo. Costs $40.


It would be fair to assume that when this toaster is commanded to come up with a toast, that’s the favorite part of its day. It’s so happy, it writes I Love You on every toast it makes. Well it’s more like I ❤ You, but you get the point. Costs $42.