‘Free Your Beard’ advertising campaign from razor company Schick was obviously intended to encourage people on the path of getting rid of their beards. We’ll say they missed the mark, and missed it good. Apparently, a beard is an animal uncomfortably sticking to your face, and one you would like to get rid of.
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It is Movember, But Why Do We See Bearded Disney Princesses?
Movember is great, but we can’t really decide if having bearded Disney princesses for the occasion is all that good. They aren’t sporting a stubble either, but lush beards that could be better than their hair. Aerial kind of looks like she has been in Cast Away, Tiana could be a dude, and Pocahontas is probably the quintessential wise dude who only speaks in riddles. The illustrations are the work of Adam Ellis.
Fantastic-Eccentric Facial Hair of Contestents in National Beard and Mustache Championships
Every year, people with impressive crops of facial hair gather in Las Vegas for the annual National Beard and Mustache Championship. If the image isn’t indicative enough, the name should tell you to expect some very fantastic, and some eccentric hairdos. These images of the competition were captured by photographer Greg Anderson, and have several notables at show.
Shave The Whales!
Shave the Whales. Or was it Save the Whales. Either way, do something about the whales. The throw pillow cover costs $20, does not include the stockpile of razors you would need to shave whales. It does however bring attention to the menace of unkempt whale beards. Style it up, you brutes.
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How to Eat Ramen: Make Your Beard a Bowl
Gentlemen, if you’ve ever wondered what more to do with that magnificent beard of yours, open your heart to the gospel of Incredibeard, and let this dude preach you the gospel of eating food right from your beard. Hit ahead to take a look at the video of him eating ramen from his beard bowl, then go on to see him eat fast food handsfree, all thanks to the beard.
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Ye Mortals Bow Before the Magic Beard [video]
Do you have a beard? You would if you could do this shit. Photographer Ben Garvin used iPhone app StopMotionStudio to create a video of his beard doing all kind of magic, because beards are cool like that.
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Dude Carries Six Pack Beer in His Beard
Who cares about beer bellies anymore? The world shall now turn its attention to the magnificent mane of this dude that he uses to carry along a six pack. Come to think of it, this is way easier, portable and if you have a beard of steel, even comfortable. All that Garey Faulkner needs to do now, is to find a way to chill beer in his beard.
Pac-man Beard
Kudos to questionable sense and what looks like some glitter or color to make hair shine, this dude sports a Pac-man beard, which would look pretty weird if the Pacman outline had not been drawn to explicitly nudge us into that direction.
Via Uberhumor, Geekologie
Poster-quotes In Honor of the Bearded Man
Expounding on the goodness of a full, classy beard, this series of posters and quotes show the heavenly goodness flaunting a good beard can signify. Coming straight from the holy leanings of the Bearded Gospel Men, the posters make it clear what a folly it would be to not sport a funky beard.
F*ck Off Beard
Stay classy.
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