It’s yellow so it is a match, unless you had some iron-rich food for dinner. Ideally, we would suggest mixing up the gold embossed toilet paper with the gold pooping pill. The toilet paper is gilded with 24 karat gold, and has a few design options to choose your preference. Designs are custom made by Fritz Loibl for the German company Tissue Design. Each roll is priced at $246.
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We are not exactly sure how good gold is at wiping ass, but when we’re spending $1.3 million on a toilet paper roll, it better leave the ass clean and sparkling. The image you see here was found on the instagram of famous interior designer Kelly Wearstler. While the authenticity of the gold toilet paper roll may be questioned, there really is an Australian company that sells 22 karat gold toilet paper. Priced at AUD 1,376,900 ($1,300,000), the toilet paper is “delivered personaly with a bottle of Champagne.”
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Apparently, run off the mill toilet paper isn’t good enough for certain butts. To cater to this high-end butt wiping business, a Japanese company has come up with rolls of “designer” toilet paper. The designer toilet paper is only available to subscribers of “Toilet Paper of the Month” club promotion. If you’re buying three rolls, the cost per roll is $18. Buy in a pack of eight, and the cost per roll comes down to $18.
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Apparently, there’s some science in using toilet paper the “correct” way. Well, at least according to this infographic created by website EngineeringDegree.net.
We have long known that a world lives on inside toilet paper rolls, now we also know that they hide chrysanthemums. Amazing what more deep secrets could lie inside those rolls.
If you go into the toilet at night with the lights off, you can never be too sure what you’re wiping your arse with. It is therefore the logical conclusion in the interest of sanity and humanity, that the world turn to a toilet paper that glows in the dark. Its soft glow against the dark… just like the halo of an angel. Yep, that shiny sh*t always works. Costs $9
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Looking surprisingly passable as “decent” wedding dresses, these are all made of toilet paper. The dresses were made for Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest by Cheap Chic Weddings. The image on top was the submission from Susan Brennan, which won the top prize of $1000. She made the dress using 4 rolls of Toilet Paper, hot glue, and packing tape. The second and third images show the runners-up for the competition. Also, God help those brides if someone decides to pop a bottle of champagne too close to them.
We never knew the importance of entertainment in wiping ass until we saw the comic book toilet paper roll. You get the paper printed with Pop! Brap! Flush! and Splash! Even though you don’t get to choose the sound, you can definitely choose the paper roll. Costs ~$6.5.
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Junior Fritz Jacquet uses toilet paper rolls to create faces of fictional characters. These faces are sculpted by hand and then coated with shellac and different pigments to give them their characteristic look.
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