Advice Mugs Tell You ‘Don’t F*cking Procrastinate’

A normal day for us always starts with hours of procrastination before we get to work. This mug will remind you not to waste time procrastinating. Just like the wallpaper on my computer or the numerous reminders that come in, and promptly get ignored, this one might be a good choice to add to the collection of things that ask me to stop procrastinating but never get any attention. Don’t F*cking Procrastinate mug is accompanied by more advice like “Be F*cking Bold” and “F*cking Risk Everything,” good advice that we’ll be sure to ignore. Costs $17.

Bikini Beer Mugs

It’s summer, and we’re going to celebrate it with beer. Enjoying the drink with a bikini clad babes seems to be a good idea, but since I don’t see it in happening in the near future, I might as well get things to work with these Bikini Beer Mugs. That obviously has little chances of working, but once beer goggles kick in, the company is bound to get better. Set of two glasses costs $40.

You Cannot See This Ninja Mug

Common wisdom tells us there is no way we can spot a ninja, like the extremely polite ones that open the supposedly automatic doors. This mug seems to be modeled after a ninja who was polite (or shitty) enough to be caught in the wild. We hear he’s excellent at holding the morning coffee. Costs $10.

Via CraziestGadgets

The Piranha Plant Lurks: Mario Pipe Coffee Mug

There’s quite a fair number of products out for the Super Mario fan, and then there’s more. The latest to catch our eye is this warp pipe coffee mug from Fangamer. Drinking coffee out of this would be real neat, but it could also be used as a tiny planter; perhaps in the hope that it would one day spawn a tiny piranha plant. Priced at $34, but then warp pipes don’t come in cheap.

Drinking out of the arse: Butt mug


As weird products go, the butt mug stands right with some of the kinkiest things around. Nothing can say good morning better than drinking out of an ass-shaped mug. There’s one way they could have made this thing worse (or better, depending on how you look at it), which is by shifting the drinking point towards the a-hole. Pervert! Costs $13.

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