Randommization

Got an old car that you can’t sell even for scrap? Well, that’s because you need a lesson in selling cars. Nostril Shorts member Gary wanted to sell his old 1990 VW Polo Mk2 C Squareback, so the gang got together to create a video that makes this car look super hot. So hot, it [...]

At first look, it seems the video intends to educate us on the use of chopsticks. But we need to go deeper, or you know, just continue to watch the video and the fun part begins. Via

These glasses are an ominous way to start the drinking session. Almost like the oracle, they tell you straight where the night is headed. We don’t give a shit. We will drink out of these ceramic shot glasses, then later puke it all down their elder (bigger?) siblings. Costs $7.

This t-shirt shall take its grand place in the history of T-shirt designs that were hilariously inappropriate for the occasion. According to redditor GriffinGTR24, this is the T-shirt their school has designed for prom.

Armor females wear in video games, or the clothes they wear in comic books is pretty much based on nudity, only strategically covering a few parts of the body. These illustrations were created as an exercise in humor, but they do very clearly show all that is wrong with armor, or the dress females wear [...]

Everyone makes babies, but an evil wizard baby takes skill. Here’s our DIY guide to that: Step 1) Make baby. Step 2) Add eyeliner. Your evil wizard baby is ready. Source: Finder’s Creepers

So Hitler just watched the Iron Man 3 movie, and he’s not happy. The presentation of Mandarin does not go well with the Fuhrer.

The Matrix does have a confusing storyline so it’s entirely possible for people to get confused watching the movie. The funny part is, when they have to retell it. Anyways, Moshimo was a giant badass in that movie.

The diary sad cats write, and show their troubles in.

So the Chinese newspaper People’s Daily is getting itself a new headquarter, and big skyscraper to go with it. The problem is, the skyscraper looks like a giant penis. The 150 meter high building is not completed yet, and once complete will give up its phallic resemblance.

A humorous card that says it just the way it is. Well, to be honest there is a good amount of truth in it. You don’t mess with someone who is hungry, mainly because hungry people are like nicotine addicts on withdrawal. It seems like a very good weapon to have in your arsenal. Blame [...]

This Sweded trailer for Iron Man 3 by FEDFE is hilariously cool.

Adam Patch created this animated short to go along the joke his drunk wife told him. The animation went so well with the joke, we found the combination hilarious.

The first step of any infomercial is to introduce humans who are incapable of doing the most basic of tasks. Usually, this is accomplished by a footage of people going about the most mundane of jobs in the most stupid way possible. And we say all this with love, because what fun would infomercials be [...]