We live in interesting times, in a world full of possibilities and paradoxes. At one point are scientists who are trying to have sand mold itself into objects, and then we have the geniuses that put flaps between thighs on jeans so people can have meals outdoors while sitting comfortably in a cross legged position.
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Jeans Recycled Into Boots
Old jeans, new boots; we like the combo. We imagine it would take a hell lot of skill and work to convert jeans into shoes that are any good, and then a whole new level of work in shoe maintenance; but the comfort of having jeans as boots would probably be some consolation.
Via BitRebels
Tetris Leggings
You just put the pieces in order, and the game is on. Costs $80.
Via technabob, GAS
If it is Super Sexy, it Must be the Butt Cleavage
Cleavage is good, but as our experienced in-house and non-existent fashion gurus tell us, butt cleavage is better by a factor of 10. Just look at that thing, it is so totally sexy. And the window keeps the butt airy so that ought to have some benefits right? Especially after tacos. The dress currently happens to be sold out at Etsy.
Via ObviousWinner
G-String Wedding Dress
This has to be the loveliest dress a bride can wear. It was recently displayed by fashion brand Kaviar Gauche at Berlin fashion week.
Bulletproof Polo Shirt
This has to have some yada-yada about how much intelligent it is to wear a bullet proof shirt, yet look casually dressed. Prada should look into this one too. Costs $3475.
Via Uncrate
Chewbacca Hoodie
Here it is, the Chewbacca Hoodie. And lets face it, the hoodie looks very hot on that chick. Oh dear god, that’s a dude!!
Via TheAwesomer
No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer: We Want this Tee Already
For all of us who have been hounded to fix someone’s computer, this T-shirt is the answer. Fixing computers, that’s a thankless job with numerous toolbars, Internet Explorer and those shitty malware programs to take care of. And when we’ve slugged through numerous hours of fixing those problems, what we get is a quick fill of those toolbars. Why the toolbars again? Well, this tee would be a godsend in such situations and the answer to the hours of labor lost. Costs $17 – $21.
Boba Fett Hoodie
It is 60% cotton, 40% polyester and 100% must for all galactic bounty hunter wannabes. Costs $60.
Realistic Dog Tees
“Big Face Animals” t-shirt collection from The Mountain puts hyper-realistic prints of dog faces on the tees. There’s a variety of animals to choose from, and you could get these in Labrador, Rottweiler and Boxer face prints. Costs $17.