White Power Milk claims itself to be “the purest available.” We’ll refrain commenting on the “healthy and “culturally superior” milk but its purification process does deserve attention. Believing that there might be suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi in the milk, these guys use a wierd way of purifying milk instead. The process is simply “rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection.” They have girls in different parts of the world, and the girls follow a guidelines for gargling the milk and giving you the purest milk possible. We’re just hoping it’s some elaborate spoof, though it seems more like a piece of Performance Art.
Via: Reddit
