Disclaimer: We don’t quite support ladies having mustaches, because that shit is weird. Gentlemen on the other hand, need to have mustaches; and monocles, but that is besides the point. Of course everyone can have fake mustaches, especially when they come attached to sunglasses and look cool. Cost $10-$20.
If we’re going to keep a mustache, we’re keeping it right. Moustache Pomade lets gentlemen style their mustache the way they would want it to be. It has organic ingredients and lightly scented essential oils to keep the mustache happy. Costs $10.
Via Uncrate
Gentlemen, you will never know if you don’t have one.
Yeah, that’s the way to the cool lane. Sunglasses that bestow the wearer with handlebar mustaches. Dangling mustaches from sunglasses may not be the coolest way to go, but it is a good start. The sunglasses cost $10.
Via Fancy
It’s little things like these that make stuff interesting. You could let the power outlet be, or you could give it a personality. Personally, I’d go with mustaches, they almost give a life to sockets and cars.
Via RGS
Gentlemen, look at that monkey tail beard and tell me you don’t want one. Everybody wants one, it’s that awesome. Also, that’s the way to get super manly. Hell, some kid could grow chest hair just looking at that beard.
Via: TheMonkeyTail, BoingBoing
Mustaches have been long established as the mark of masculinity. That obviously makes these mustache-lollipops the manliest flavor around. In fact, they’re so manly I grew chest hair just looking at the pics, just like the chick that has lollipop mustaches. Pack of six costs $12.
Via: Buzzfeed
If there’s something that says “manly” loud and clear, its a mustache; and chest hair. But we’ll just stick to the mustache because mustache-inspired products look cool, while we’re pretty sure chest hair-inspired products are going to be gross, aesthetically at least. So when you decide to take a swig, be all manly and pull out this mustache-shaped flask, better still, grow one of your own. Costs $18.
Via: CoolMaterial
Yes, we’ve spoken about the wisdom that comes when you man-up your car and your laptop, therefore, we take it to the next logical level, glasses. Actually, it is not logical, but these are glasses and cups with mustaches.
Via: Finercut, FreshBump