Put Your Skeleton Dog on a Leash

If your pets can get vicious, it is always advisable to keep them on a leash. If your pet is a mean-looking skeleton dog, forget temperament, always keep them on a leash lest everyone in their path start crapping bricks at the sight of the dog. Drastic measures won’t be necessary for this skeleton dog. He is, after all, a sculpture. Still, he comes with a leash so you can have a sense of protection. It might just add a touch to your Halloween decorations.

Werewolf Moving Jaw Mask

You aren’t a werewolf unless you’ve got your face covered in hair and your dog mouth covered in sharp teeth. The problem is that you couldn’t move your jaw after going through the trouble of putting the mask on. This latex and polyester mask ought to take care of that. Costs $19.99.

Pornkins: The Pumpkins That Carve Up Hot

Because Halloween can be less about being scary and more about being sexy, it would probably be okay to carve pumpkins into some sexual positions. The kit includes ten stencils that show up designs like “two can tango” and “cowboy up.” Well, it’s a bit late for pumpkin carvings this season now, but the wise and horny can always stash up for next year. Costs $20.