Apparently, run off the mill toilet paper isn’t good enough for certain butts. To cater to this high-end butt wiping business, a Japanese company has come up with rolls of “designer” toilet paper. The designer toilet paper is only available to subscribers of “Toilet Paper of the Month” club promotion. If you’re buying three rolls, the cost per roll is $18. Buy in a pack of eight, and the cost per roll comes down to $18.
From the deepest recesses of crazy, comes the disturbing idea of combining human and animal DNA to create pets that are also babies! Chinese designer Lingxizhu Meng apparently thought that babies are a waste of time, lets get pets instead. That’s a very good idea, except then she decided that the pets also needed to be human, so a bit of human DNA was thrown in to create hideous creatures that are half human, half animal. Kind of like Minotaur, only a gazillion times more crazy and a gazillion times less awesome.
We are not even going to pretend what this shit is about. Mainly, because we can’t make out if this should be funny or cheeky and ridiculous. The “9 Months On The Inside” wording is funny, but a prison suit onesie for a toddler sounds just wrong. Costs $30.
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Smoking is bad today, but when it was at its height, it was even worse. For a long time, we did not understand the health hazards of smoking and it was advertised as something cool, awesome, beneficial and even healthy! Even when the bad effects of smoking were better understood, it took quite a while before the claims of health could be fully removed from advertising. Hell, they even got a US President to endorse cigarettes!
Jeff Bloch or Speedycop as he is called is well known for his quirky car creations suited for LeMons. We’ve already seen a plane converted into a car, and now here’s an upside down racecar. This one is a chimera is built off the mashup of a 1990 Ford Fiesta and 1999 Chevrolet Camaro.
Characters generally like to build their lairs away from population so they can go on with their experiments freely. Although that’s a huge luxury if you’re living in a giant city like Beijing. How’s a man ever supposed to get a respectable secret lair with real estate prices like that? Going around the problem, a Doctor built a mountain lair for himself on top of a 26-story residential building in Beijing.
In the future, humans will apparently be up to some weird shit. So, not really much different than what we have been doing all along. What it does seem is that humans will become a race of very hardworking individuals, who wouldn’t have time to sit down for a meal, but would rather chow on algae living in the weird food tubes people would wear all the time.
Humans have been wearing clothes and fashion accessories derived from animals and plants since forever, but killing animals for fashion is bad and the traditional accessories happen to be “lifeless.” It was the lifelessness of traditional materials that encouraged designer Cecilia Valentine to come up with a series named Fur is Alive. This set treats living animals as fashion accessories, placing living pets into wearable items.
No. It’s not what you think. Well, maybe it is, but this one is different. Keisuke Jinushi has a love affair with his right hand, which acts as his girlfriend for the set of images you see here. To play its part in the romantic selfies, the hand is first dressed in foundation and nail paint, to give it the appearance of belonging to the fairer sex, followed by the addition of a scrunchie to complete the appearance. Keisuke then photographs his hand acting like a girlfriend in the selfies. Well, that’s a happy girlfriend and a happy man.
Need those brats to just keep quiet? Allow the control toys to do the work for you. Straight jackets, cages and chains should make them better people. “Control Toys” were made as part of an advertising campaign from Brazilian TV Show Super Nanny.