Those zombies have been jonesing for human brains for quite a while now, it’s only fair we turn the tables and teach the zombies a lesson. Eating zombie brains seems a bit yucky, so we’ll just swap that with cereal; preferably froot loops. Eating out of rotting undead flesh doesn’t sound so cool either, so we’ll swap that with dishwasher and microwave safe ceramic. Voila! That’s a nice bowl for breakfast. Costs $13.
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A survival guide for the zombies, by the zombies
There are tons of things and guides for humans to do during the zombie apocalypse, but unfortunately, not much is available for zombies in the way of guidance. When the zombie apocalypse happens, there will undoubtedly be a shit lot of people without the faintest idea of what they’re supposed to do. This video by …
Disney Stars as The Walking Dead Killers
Zombies fear Disney stars. They don’t just kill by sunshine and adorable looks, when it gets down to business, they are pretty scary hunters of the undead. Just look at them enjoying the kill in these illustrations by Kasami-Senei. Don’t be fooled by their appearances, they are absolutely heartless psychopathic killing machines, who seem to have found a way to vent on the zombies. We should be glad.
Zombie Pumpkin Carvings
As Halloween approaches, it is time to brush up on the jack-o-lantern carving skills. Or just shop for idea. Take a look at these very well done, scary creepy zombie themed pumpkins.
Once Upon a Zombie Dolls
Even the land of fairy tales cannot escape the inevitable zombie apocalypse. The inevitable has happened and the famous characters and princesses are now thoughtless zombies with a hankering for brains. Six princesses are included in the set; Rapunzel, Little Mermaid, Belle, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella and Snow White. Priced at $2.99 each, the dolls are available from WowWee and Amazon.
OMG! It’s the Zom-babies
Seeing how infants have the power to convert their parents into zombies, the parents might want to be a family by dressing up their babies as zombies. After having a tough time finding a good zombie costume for her child, Stephanie Davidson decided to take matters into her own hands and crafted the Zombabies costume.
Zombie Hunter Scooby Doo
Allow me to tell you folks, what you know about Scooby Doo is all wrong. That Great Dane isn’t some trembling cat, that is one dog who hungers for action. In Scooby-Doo VS the Zombie Apocalypse photoshoot by Pittsburg based photographer Jeff Zoet, Scooby and the gang show what they really are, fearsome zombie hunters in the style of The Walking Dead.
Playful Zombie Children’s Book, A Brain is For Eating
A Brain is for Eating by Dan and Amelia Jacobs teaches zombie children the virtues and ways to finding and enjoying their next meal, being the perfect companion to the life of the young undead. The book contains 40 pages of fun and includes illustrations by artist Scott Brundage. It’s currently available for pre-order at its official website and on Amazon.
Plush Zombie Slippers
There has to be a satisfaction in trampling zombies under your feet. Although in this case the zombies are going to be above the feet, but it is absolutely cool because they look cute, in a very gross kind of way. Priced at £20 (~$30). Via TrendHunter
Now You Can Smell Like the Living Dead
Not long ago, people would not have been too happy about smelling like dead, rotting flesh. But the world changes fast, and there would be people willing to spend money to smell like a brainless rotting piece of flesh. Look no further, because here’s the Eau de Zombie, the perfume that mimics the smell of the undead.