Okay… So Batman Isn’t Fighting Crime Today [comic]

Being a vigilante on call isn’t of course an easy life, and Gotham police seems too interested in just having Batman take care of all things to leave little room for enjoyment in the life of the hero. Sometimes, he just has to tell them to get the f*ck off. Via

Earth’s Teenage Years [comic]

The earth has many stages. I keep thinking of her volcanoes as pimples during her growth. And then I think, I wonder if she’s tempted to pop those suckers. If so, I wonder how Hawai’i or Iceland would feel the effects? via