For reasons that we would never be able to understand, people have converted their pet dogs into various characters and animals. Looks like a fair amount of shaving and coloring went into the process, and while the dogs may not necessarily have been hurt, they probably would be fine without this treatment. The imges are from photographer Ren Netherland, who captured them at various dog grooming competitions.
Please excuse me while I try to avoid the obvious not-so-kosher thoughts that the appearance of this device is polluting my mind. It is supposed to be an exercising mouthpiece, called the Face Slimmer. Theoretically, you put it on, exercise for three minutes a day and say goodbye to saggy face skin and get a rejuvenated look. Practically, well, it’s back to the not-so-kosher thoughts. But hey, at least you don’t get wrinkles around your eyes. Costs $61.
People in England will be able to treat themselves to Edible Anus a line of Belgian chocolates “lovingly handcrafted” from the asshole of a butt model. It is available in white, milk chocolate or dark chocolate.
Covering babies in tattoos is only the logical step to take, and one that makes perfect sense. Plus, they toughen up the baby for the real world, and make them way cooler than other infants. That’s just restoring the natural order to things. Costs $6.
We are no strangers to crazy, having seen a fair bit for ourselves. However, we haven’t quite ever ran into such a heaping helping of eccentricity in one place like the set of Toilet Paper Magazine by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan and photographer Pierpaolo Ferrari. The set takes a look at the classic style of magazine and advertising photography, although with a twisted view.
It might be creepy, but we wouldn’t mind a siesta on the beautiful, shapely legs of a half cut pillow woman. Plus, as the product description says, we can use the “pillow as a girlfriend leg pillow; as a neckroll” and it’s even “great for snuggling.” See? Let’s see a normal pillow do that. Costs $49.
iPhone Mashup Shoe might be the ridiculous mashup of a shoe and an iphone case/holder, but we are good people that don’t judge. The 3D printed shoes include a strap and case along their heel where the phone goes. It might be a little trouble, but you get to pull off a Bond-style shoe phone technique. Yeah, Bond looked better but I’m not James Bond, and that sucker did not have 3D printed shoes and a smartphone. You hear that Mr Bond? I’m better than you.
The feces font is all about writing alphabets with feces, and we might say that’s the craziest font we’ve run into. We question how they managed to put all those alphabets in place. A very talented person? Or did someone just arrange the shit.