From the department of because why not? researchers in Japan have made hamburger patties from poop. In a project lead by Mitsyuki Ikeda, the scientists extracted the protein from poop, added some soya and steak sauce for taste, and introduced the world to poop hamburger patties. Ikeda was trying to make use of the omnipotent human poop, recycling it into something that may be “more useful.” Ikeda thinks some people might have a psychological aversion from eating the fake meat made of poop, we’ll say he’d be hard pressed to find a handful who wouldn’t be grossed out by this meat, especially when the bag he’s holding creatively calls it “shit burger.”
There are things you laugh about, and somehow don’t believe they’re ever going to happen. Playing with the wiener in a public urinal might seem something like that. A while back, Sega had announced the Toylet, a system that lets males play a video game as they pee. Sega is now producing the system that will go for sale in Japan in November this year at a price of $1850.
Going by the images we’re seeing here, Ladies, get your man a booty pillow and he won’t bother wasting a look on you. Men will just cuddle up to the booty pillow, ignoring real booty/ women. If you were wondering how this thing ever managed to be manufactured, here’s the answer: “The story of the Booty Pillow is quite simple. Lull was laying on a girl’s butt/small of her back. He thought to himself, “Man, this is really comfortable. I wish I could just take this and keep it. It feels so great!” The next day, he called Nic, told him the story, and then said, “We should make Booty Pillows!” Nic laughed and followed, “I’m down. Let’s do it!” The rest is history. The Booty Pillow is now ready to be enjoyed by the mAsses. Get yours today!”
Reports say a 17-year old Chinese boy sold his kidney to raise money to buy an iPad for himself. The teen wanted an iPad 2, but couldn’t afford to buy one. While surfing the web, Zheng found an advertisement by an agent, claiming that they were willing to pay RMB20,000 for a kidney. He snuck out of his home, went to Chenzhou in Hunan Province and had his kidney removed at a local hospital there. After being hospitalized for three days, the kid managed to buy an iPad 2, iPhone and MacBook from the money he had received.
White Power Milk claims itself to be “the purest available.” We’ll refrain commenting on the “healthy and “culturally superior” milk but its purification process does deserve attention. Believing that there might be suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi in the milk, these guys use a wierd way of purifying milk instead. The process is simply “rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection.” They have girls in different parts of the world, and the girls follow a guidelines for gargling the milk and giving you the purest milk possible. We’re just hoping it’s some elaborate spoof, though it seems more like a piece of Performance Art.
Of all the things in the endless universe that could have been painted, or could not have been painted, artist Roland Hicks chose chewing gum stuck to shoes as the subject matter of choice. The artist’s intelligence shows up in the mundane subject as well, but how weird is painting chewing gum stuck on shoes?
Some people just can’t stop getting into popping pimples, black heads and zit. Weird habit, but people love to do it. Deciding there are quite a few people who do those things, and wouldn’t probably mind wearing repulsive jewelry, Etsy user Winona Johnson created the pimple popper ring. The pimple popper ring apparently is the first out of a range of skin themed jewelry that the Johnson intends to make.
A company called Hyperflesh, which presumably is in the business of creating nightmares, created these freaky, scary baby masks. These masks come in three goosebump-inducing shapes, the disgusted baby, happy baby and cry baby. More images and video after the jump, but beware: what is seen, cannot be unseen.
Contrary to what you may think, the dress you see above is not known as batshit insane. In fact, it is a part of a line of wearable artwork / couture artwork from UK based company The_Rodnik_Band. Nobody wants drab conventional clothes, people are going to be so very happy in urinal clothing. By the way, is it just me or the model above does look like she’s questioning every life decision she’s ever made?