Rocking horses are for kids; adults need something so totally more pervy (and more fun to ride). The Pony Girl Rocker would keep a lot of people happy, not as happy as a blow-up doll, but close. It takes the innocent thoughts and imagination of childhood and brings them into a world of adult fantasies. Pony Girl Rocker is a design by Peter Jakubik, and is not for sale. Because Peter wants it all for himself. *wink
Beetles dressed up as Jurassic Park characters? That doesn’t make much sense. But that is pretty cool, if only for the sheer weirdness of the idea. You could get hold of these pieces on Erin Pearce’s Etsy store, but they’ve apparently gone *poof* for the moment.
We expect lingerie models to be smokin hot godess like females, and so far they’re doing a pretty good job at that. And on the first glance, this model seems to be doing fine. Until the horrid realization dawns: this is a dude.
Here’s a rule of thumb, you stay the fuck away from anything that would make the crazies think a second time. We tend to believe a 700 pound iPhone dock falls under that very category. We’d like to think that this was some grand photoshop, but the iNukeBoom happens to be very much real and it is expected that Behringer will show off the giant dock at CES next year.
For some very weird reason, the name Vagina Dentata reminds us of Hakuna Matata, and they obviously aren’t related even by a long stretch. Vagina Dentata is a glow in the dark underwear with a set of glow-in-the-dark row of x-ray teeth going down the front to the crotch.
Artist Vinicius Quesada, probably the favorite illustrator of vampires, uses human blood to add color to his canvas. The artist’s dystopian painting series Blood Piss Blues is a trip through a strange world full of oddities and all presented in blood. It’s weird and scary, and the artist is probably tailed by vampires who want to lick those paintings dry.
An explorer in New Zealand has managed to get hold of the largest bug in the world. Called Weta bug, the insect is quite sizable at almost the size of the person’s palm. And the fact that it is chomping on a carrot.
A superhero starts on the inside, like er… underpants. Diesel has come up with high-end briefs for men, modeled after superheroes like Batman, Flash, the Green Lantern, and the Joker. Wait, Joker’s a superhero? He is, for Diesel’s underpants.