It is how it is.
It is how it is.
No one said you need to go camping in that stinking tent fit for a plebian. What you need is something more elegant, more luxurious, and more of a portable shelter than some filthy tent. The tent is inspired by the Yurt, a portable structure that is commonly used by the nomads of Central Asia. That means the structure has to be easily portable, and comfortable enough to be a dwelling.
You don’t just steel a “Turkey and Swiss with mayo on rye” sandwich. Wait… is the victim using Comic Sans? You’ve lost all sympathy!
Feeling low? Light one of these candles, curl up in a corner, and cry your eyes out. The Flicking Candle Company is offering a collection of smells that would remind people of some of the most heart-breaking incidents in life. The flavors on the candle include a relatively benign “defriend” and climb all the way up to the soul sucking friendzone, Grandma’s last Christmas tree, college rejection letter, and freshly signed divorce papers.
‘Free Your Beard’ advertising campaign from razor company Schick was obviously intended to encourage people on the path of getting rid of their beards. We’ll say they missed the mark, and missed it good. Apparently, a beard is an animal uncomfortably sticking to your face, and one you would like to get rid of.
All you need to do is take a good, hard look, and you realize the Soccer World Cup logo is actually a facepalming dude. It seems this matches Captain Picard, but there’s hardly a resemblance, except the facepalm of course.
We never knew we wanted to see it, but now that we’ve seen Zooey Deschanel’s eyes photoshopped on to photographs of men, we can say it’s a creepy-humorous kind of feeling. Those eyes look great on Zooey, but they oscillate from being creepy to funny when placed on photographs of men. Checkout a few images here, and then headout to Guys With Zooeyes, a blog dedicated to ‘shopping Zooey Deschanel’s eyes on portraits of men.
See an animal? Well, you need to know how to pet it. Allow these charts to walk you through on where to pet the animal.
If dogs could text, well, we’re pretty sure they would be excellent bros. Still, you got to imagine what things would work with dogs capable of communicating and sending texts. Well, this humorous set ought to take care of that. In the same vein, also check out texts from cats.
Veggies don’t get enough love. On the other hand, one can hardly complain about that, seeing the way they look on the insides. It’s not bad, it’s just… a bit discomforting. Of course, if we push ourselves out of the meaningless prejudice, we realize it’s really cool.