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Fairdale Dograck: Because the Dog Needs a Reason to Hate You

Fairdale Dograck: Because the Dog Needs a Reason to Hate You

For all intents and purposes, the Fairdale Dograck is supposed to let you carry around your best dog friend in the most dangerous, painful way possible. Which is exactly why we’re going to call fake on this one. One, you couldn’t get a live dog to stay like that, and two, it won’t be your dog after you put it through that ordeal. This will probably be $40, when it is manufactured in a non-existing factory.

Via Fairdale, IT, OhGizmo

Guess What Head These Chocolate Hats Are Going On?

Guess What Head These Chocolate Hats Are Going On?

If you found the heading in any way suggestive, you’re probably going to win the guessing game. There’s the viking helmet, cowboy hat, and the top hat; all made in sizes fit to cover the penis. Manufacturers D*ckHats (really?) currently have plans to start production sometime later, with each hat priced at $10.

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Louis Vuitton Waffle Maker

Louis Vuitton Waffle Maker

In this day and age, it would be criminal for some brand conscious, fashionable person to be caught dead with something that does not have a coveted brand label. Okay, we extrapolated there a bit, but look at this sweet waffle iron with Louis Vuitton prints. Who doesn’t want that? The waffle maker is the creation of artist Andrew Lewicki.

Mashter Russet, or, Steampunk Mr. Potato Head

Mashter Russet, or, Steampunk Mr. Potato Head

A Steampunk version of Mr. Potato Head, Mashter Russet is the creation of Reddit user plaguedoc. Since Masther Russet is a fine Victorian gentleman/Potato Head, he doesn’t quite have an aversion to smoke and throw smoke rings through his glorious pipes. This is apparently a one-off piece, but plaguedoc might make some for sale in the future.

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The Crazy Bat Knife

The Crazy Bat Knife

Even Batman would steer clear of this Bat Knife-knuckle combo. Why? Because this thing is plain crazy. Named Interceptor, the design by Tom Anderson started out as a simple brass knuckle, then the designer decided to go overboard with fang-like blades that take a shape into a gadget or tool Batman would use. It sells for $56, but we can’t quite find anything that it would be useful for, save fist fights with bears.

Via GeekAlerts, Gizmodo