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Get More Action by Pooping Down the Deadly Sarlacc Pit

Get More Action by Pooping Down the Deadly Sarlacc Pit

Even the bravest, deadliest of Jedi would not try the impudent move of pooping down the Sarlacc Pit. Simply because it is much better to drop waste out of your butt, than to get the butt wasted. But you my dear, you are special; and braver than anyone else. For you can sit comfortably and drop a massive turd on the Sarlacc Pit.

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Stainless Steel Shot Glasses Have Ice ‘Built-in’

Stainless Steel Shot Glasses Have Ice ‘Built-in’

Shaped like ice cubes, these stainless steel shot glasses have been created to keep ice cubes from watering down your drinks. Double walls of the glass have a space taken up by ice gel. Put the glasses in the freezer for an hour before you need them to work, and when you bring them out, they will be all set for action. Set of two costs $50.

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Emoji Throw Pillows

Emoji Throw Pillows

Rather than texting emojis to someone, we assume you can now just plain throw them. Yay! Another excuse to not be talking even when away from keyboard or smartphones (like that ever happens). The throw pillows are the work of Throwboy, who seem to be the purveyors of internet specific throw pillows. Each of these is priced at $20.