Even the bravest, deadliest of Jedi would not try the impudent move of pooping down the Sarlacc Pit. Simply because it is much better to drop waste out of your butt, than to get the butt wasted. But you my dear, you are special; and braver than anyone else. For you can sit comfortably and drop a massive turd on the Sarlacc Pit.
The first step to greatness would be to add the Toilet Sarlacc decal to your toilet bowl. It is a very intensive process that would require you to drain the toilet bowl of all water, clean it up and stick the decal where you want it to be.
Once you are done, you can take a glorious shit on Sarlacc. But remember to flush afterwards because Sarlacc isn’t going to digest your turds, not even in a thousand years.