Having your own pet tornado in a box seems like the thing to do. The tornado machine has been built as a demonstration model for classrooms, but lets face it, having a personal tornado sounds so much better. Perhaps even a bit supervillainous, but we don’t give a shit ‘coz we got a tornado to command.
The tornado machine measures is a 18″ x 14-1/2″ x 12-1/2″ cylinder, can perform seven different experiments, and does not require dry ice. Which is just as well, because we wouldn’t want our super villain plans to be ruined with the complicated storage of dry ice. Costs $225.28.