I have often wondered of what do do with the wads of cash I have lying around. Pooping gold on a gold toilet is fun, but there needs to be more gold. My heart swells with happiness to know that I can now buy goat poop covered in gold and throw it in the garden as manure.
The goat poop is the manure, and the gold will be there just because a garden of gold seems like a very fairy tale version of what a garden should be. Available for $50, the gold covered “handpicked” goat shit nuggets are the work of Dindita who plan to sell various unrelated items, probably just to see what kind of weird shit people will buy, both literally and figuratively.