On the surface of it, the portable fishbowl handbag idea is quite exceptional. We love our fish, why not carry them along? Designer Cassandra Verity Green crafted a handbag that makes the fishbowl portable, and make it easy for you to carry the fish along. That’s a pretty sight. Well, but then those of us who do keep fish realize that this thing is something of a death trap for them. Tiny space, getting thrown around as you walk, constant changes, it is plain cruel. Pretty as it may be, something like this is guaranteed to significantly reduce the life of your fish; they’ll last a few days if they’re lucky.