People often underestimate the sheer power of ridiculousness. Unwise move, I tell you. Its stuff like that which keeps you away from goodies like the mosquito net pants. They are basically shorts, so you can stay cool, but they have a net running down the length of your legs so you are not exposed to those pesky mosquitoes. Research on the subject has not been enough to know if mosquitoes died laughing on seeing someone wear these, but we would speculate for the worst. Costs $30.