The animal kingdom is in a perpetual state of war, embodying the “concept of survival of the fittest.” In a land so hostile as that, gentle creatures like guinea pigs must adapt to the vagaries of war. Given that mice and cats already have armor for the battlefield, it makes perfect sense for the guinea pigs to suit up as well.
You could buy your pet this handmade scale armor and helmet, and in their hearts they will thank you, even if their outwards appearance is of misery and confinement, don’t worry it’s just their way of saying thank you. Trust me on this, I don’t know a thing about guinea pigs.
I do happen to know a few things about armor, and this one is totally hot. It’s up for auction on eBay with the current bid at $445. If Sir Guinea Pig is ready to rock, he might really want something like this.