Not long ago, people would not have been too happy about smelling like dead, rotting flesh. But the world changes fast, and there would be people willing to spend money to smell like a brainless rotting piece of flesh. Look no further, because here’s the Eau de Zombie, the perfume that mimics the smell of the undead.
According to the manufacturers, zombies smell like dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss, and earth, much like their perfume. Now that we know zombies smell like forest floor, we’ll go to revisit our basics. There’s also a female version of the perfume which is the same as the male counterpart, but lighter. Costs $20.