We usually like retro, but this is going a bit too far. Had this been a dock, it would probably be cool, but an accessory that makes the user look like a modern walking payphone doesn’t quite spark our imagination. Named Retro 2 Go, the handset holder and clip can fasten to a belt and make room for the retro handset to rest in.
Quite an excellent way to go dumb with the smartphone. On the other hand, the iRetrofone Etsy shop does have some pretty interesting iPhone docks. Even hanging the retro phone handset from the belt wouldn’t be too weird, if it weren’t so damn cheesy.