News Flash: 500-feet tall Bin Laden emerges from the sea to wreak havoc on the USA

America’s finest news source, TheOnion is reporting what everybody feared. Osama Bin Laden has come back from the dead and is now terrorizing the USA. A 500-feet Osama is said to have come out of the ocean and destroyed large swathes of both Washington DC, and New York. Weapons had no effect on the Godzilla-sized terrorist who seemed to absorb bombardments and attacks to grow stronger, angrier and larger. It is never a good idea to throw someone into the ocean. Apparently, prime targets in Washington had been evacuated before Bin Laden reached there, and we assume the leadership league is busy making plans for a counter-attack on the giant terrorist.

Via: TheOnion

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