You know you have become a hardcore salesman when you can sell “air” to people. Either that, or idiocracy is right around the corner. A UK based company has announced that it will sell bottles of Royal Wedding Day Air. Apparently, trained professionals in London will go around collecting samples of the air, which will later be sold as souvenirs. James Watt, creator of the Royal wedding day air added “It’s an amazing honour to send our royal air around the world, who knows .. you might get a whiff of Kate.” Considering the air selling company doesn’t have its own website (they’re currently hosted on Wix), this might just be a hoax. We really, really, really want it to be a hoax.