I was so wrong when I called the Alarm Clock Rug wicked, this alarm clock is so far off that it is really sinister, evil. It won’t make stupid noises to wake you up, it will jolt you into action, it could very well throw you on to the stupid, squeaking alarm rug. Probably the world’s biggest alarm clock, it has the bed connected to the clock and a computer, and then there is an air compressor. When the alarm goes off, it will begin to shake violently, throwing you out of your slumber. But for all that trouble, you could probably use it for another purpose as well, which could get pretty exciting with all the violent shaking going on.