Women, as we have been told stereotypically, have a love for things that shine and gold is very nearly at the top of that list. Inspired by that very idea, India’s Datta Phuge covered himself in what can scientifically be described as a boatload of gold, and even got himself a shirt made entirely out of gold. Clearly, women find him irresistible now, as the image shows he’s already overworked in a ton of female admirers. It took 15 goldsmiths two weeks to iron out that shirt from 24-karat gold thread. The shirt alone cost Mr. Phuge about $22,500, and we’re not even talking of all that jewelry.
The world does not require logic for things to exist. For products, all you need is buyers, which probably is the reason for the existence of these undergarments that dress up a mans junk into various forms and designs. Don’t ask why, just shell the money. Available at Etsy.
If a pregnant woman’s belly looks like a pokeball, Pikachu is probably the best thing that can come out of it. The before and after shots you see here show a woman cosplaying her pregnant belly as a pokeball, followed by an adorable infant dressed as pikachu.
Boobie Creamer sounds like a perfect way to start the day, with a helping of freshly squeezed milk. And it is not the least bit pervy or weird, because squishing boobies for milk is just the way things are intended to be. As a gag gift on the other hand, this thing might work wonders. Costs $10.
While our mind refuses to believe this as real, we’ve long resigned to the fact that human beings are capable of doing some very weird stuff in the name of just trying it out. Bagel head injections probably fall into the same category. Allegedly a growing trend in Japan is for people to have a bagel/doughnut style indentation on their foreheads.
There are humans who turn themselves into dolls, and there are humans who would rather live as anime characters. Anime girls usually tend to be cute and sexy enough for real life, but turns out it’s best to be careful what we wish for.
Gary “Stretch” Turner has the stretchiest skin we’ve ever seen. Unreliable sources tell us that he’s the first in a line of mutants. More intelligent and sane sources tell us that Mr. Turner suffers from Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, a rare genetic disorder that usually weakens blood vessels and joints. In Mr. Turner’s case, it has weakened his skin.
“Customized urns for the deceased” does not sound that alarming. It does get there quick once you realize that the customization includes making the urn look quite the same as the head of the deceased. Kick the bucket, come back as a creepy head that holds your own ashes. Gangsta Life?
Generally, right now would be our cue to say something on the lines of And so it begins… but it has already been going on for 15 years. Truth be told, cats have been masters of the human race since ancient times; ask the Egyptians. Stubbs the cat has been the mayor of Talkeetna, an Alaskan town since 15 years. It started in 1997, when the Alaskan town voted for Stubbs as a “joke.” It’s been 15 years since then, and the cat is still the mayor. Who’s laughing now, Talkeetna?