“Customized urns for the deceased” does not sound that alarming. It does get there quick once you realize that the customization includes making the urn look quite the same as the head of the deceased. Kick the bucket, come back as a creepy head that holds your own ashes. Gangsta Life? Via ProductPage, Neatorama
Generally, right now would be our cue to say something on the lines of And so it begins… but it has already been going on for 15 years. Truth be told, cats have been masters of the human race since ancient times; ask the Egyptians. Stubbs the cat has been the mayor of Talkeetna, an […]
Sometimes, you need to be close. Very close to someone. You know, so close that two fit in one underwear. Yep, that’s what true love feels like. Costs $10.95.
The world is a crazy place and it gets crazier every time someone dreams of, and then markets a product like the magical ThingThong. Gentlemen, these are flip flops that ensure you don’t have to carry a swimsuit to the beach. Besides, who needs swimsuits when you can just tie around your flip flops and […]
We would guess gluttony would not be a mortal sin if our ice cream contained heaps of holy water. But then it is named Vice Lolly, so we guess it does have the sin factor attached. A creation of ice cream shop Icecreamists, the greenish lolly is made of three parts holy water imported from […]
Hairy Panties for when you want some hair down under, but don’t have any. Or maybe you do, and want more. It’s kind of a private thing, but if you can have glowing teeth their, why not hair? Costs $36.
You know your job is shitty when your job is to drop fake turds into a toilet to see how well the toilets do. We could never have thought something like this existed, but a company called Maximum Performance is hell bent on getting the maximum performance out of toilets.
The girl you see here is Valeria Lukyanova, a Ukrainian who has undergone numerous surgeries to have that unique physique. She’s apparently into some occult esoteric stuff and lists music as one of her passions. These images show her dressed up and modeling as a doll; and it gets creepier the longer you look at […]
Here it is, a giant spider slowly killing a snake trapped in its web. Now if you excuse me, I have to check under my bed; for like… a gazillion times.
Pants that look like skin, and gross you out big time. Via BuzzFeed