Because the world needed more creepy, someone decided to grow pears in the shape of babies. Apparently, they like to call them “happy/joyful doll pears” which absolutely looks like the right name for a baby shaped figure you’re about to peel/cut/eat whatever.
The world is a crazy place. Crazy because of two reasons. One because of the guy who decides to eat colorful stuff and photograph his shit. And then for me, who decides publishing colorful turds is a good idea. Spoiler: When fruit loops leave your system, they turn to the color green. Hit ahead to see photographs of turds in bowls.
There’s a shit lot of things people would do to stay young or at the very least, appear younger. So we aren’t entirely surprised that folks wouldn’t mind setting their face on fire for a chance to look younger. Chinese beauty treatment Huǒ liáo. For the process, patrons get their face under a towel filled with alcohol and a special “elixir”. This magical mix is then lighted up and allowed to burn for a few seconds. Apparently, the treatment stimulates the skin to address dullness, sagging and wrinkles. Yup, that should work.
Apparently, it’s not good manners to let your phone go around naked. Sure you might have a case, but that only covers the rear while the phone continues to flash its junk up front. There’s still hope for the world, because now you could buy underwear for your iPhone and not feel weird. Okay, well, maybe a little, but remember you’re doing this for the phone’s good. If that’s any solace, there are a lot of patterns to choose from.
After a delay that has lasted at least a few centuries, someone has had the good sense to present humans with one of their most needed things: unicorn horns. These costume wigs come with pre-attached unicorn horns and ears to go along, thus completing an attire that should be the norm for social conduct. The wigs come in multiple colors so you have a free run towards choosing ones that suit your hooves. Available at Etsy.
Okay, so here’s the Dildo Maker. The design by Francesco Morackini is based on the pencil sharpener, only this one rounds things up in a penile shape. Theoretically, it can work with anything; as the illustrations show, it could work on sausages, carrots, candles, basically anything you could get your hands on and stick into the dildo maker before sticking it into other places.
Now I don’t want to scare anyone, or soil my pants which I just totally did because spiders are flying across the skies in Brazil. I might be thousands of miles from Brazil, but the thought of flying spiders can make anyone crap anywhere. The video was taken by Erick Reis, of the sight he saw as he left a friend’s house. The spiders happen to be hanging down from poles and overhead wires, which you might want to think is not as scary as actual flying spiders, but just look at their size and the number. Clearly, the only solution left is to nuke these things from orbit.
Now would be a perfect time to be grossed out because there really exists an expensive ring that owes its origin to actual human skin. The base is a 24 karat gold band that has been wrapped with the skin of the designer himself. Sruli Recht got a 4inch by 0.4 inch piece of his skin surgically removed, which was then put around the ring that is styled “Forget Me Knot.”
Science, amongst other things tends to make us believe that the dead cannot quite appreciate music or sound. Well, for no reason whatsoever, there exists this coffin that includes an onboard sound system and a touchscreen remote control that can be installed at the gravestone. We have no idea how long the battery of the system lasts, but even so, spending $35000 so that random folk can play music in the coffin that no one hears is kind of odd.
When you’re going in to a show called Killer Karaoke, you should kind of get the feeling that life isn’t about to get any easier. Especially when you’re supposed to continue singing while getting dunked in a tank of ice water that also happens to be full of snakes. We’re surprised the girl didn’t shit herself.