Please excuse me while I try to avoid the obvious not-so-kosher thoughts that the appearance of this device is polluting my mind. It is supposed to be an exercising mouthpiece, called the Face Slimmer. Theoretically, you put it on, exercise for three minutes a day and say goodbye to saggy face skin and get a rejuvenated look. Practically, well, it’s back to the not-so-kosher thoughts. But hey, at least you don’t get wrinkles around your eyes. Costs $61.