Please excuse me while I try to avoid the obvious not-so-kosher thoughts that the appearance of this device is polluting my mind. It is supposed to be an exercising mouthpiece, called the Face Slimmer. Theoretically, you put it on, exercise for three minutes a day and say goodbye to saggy face skin and get a rejuvenated look. Practically, well, it’s back to the not-so-kosher thoughts. But hey, at least you don’t get wrinkles around your eyes. Costs $61.
People in England will be able to treat themselves to Edible Anus a line of Belgian chocolates “lovingly handcrafted” from the asshole of a butt model. It is available in white, milk chocolate or dark chocolate.
We are no strangers to crazy, having seen a fair bit for ourselves. However, we haven’t quite ever ran into such a heaping helping of eccentricity in one place like the set of Toilet Paper Magazine by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan and photographer Pierpaolo Ferrari. The set takes a look at the classic style of magazine and advertising photography, although with a twisted view.
iPhone Mashup Shoe might be the ridiculous mashup of a shoe and an iphone case/holder, but we are good people that don’t judge. The 3D printed shoes include a strap and case along their heel where the phone goes. It might be a little trouble, but you get to pull off a Bond-style shoe phone technique. Yeah, Bond looked better but I’m not James Bond, and that sucker did not have 3D printed shoes and a smartphone. You hear that Mr Bond? I’m better than you.
Madness? This is typography!
The feces font is all about writing alphabets with feces, and we might say that’s the craziest font we’ve run into. We question how they managed to put all those alphabets in place. A very talented person? Or did someone just arrange the shit.
So the Chinese newspaper People’s Daily is getting itself a new headquarter, and big skyscraper to go with it. The problem is, the skyscraper looks like a giant penis. The 150 meter high building is not completed yet, and once complete will give up its phallic resemblance.
Dolls can be beautiful, and human-like. The key being that it’s almost impossible for humans with doll-like proportions to actually exist. Or at least, exist naturally, as we’ve already seen plenty of people try. Japanese model Vanilla Chamu is the latest on that list we’re not keeping. Over the years, Chamu has undergone 30 plastic surgeries at an expense of 10 million yen ($100,000) to look more like a porcelain French doll.
Girls get to look all hot and sexy in their lingerie, and apparently now men can enjoy the same treatment too. Homme Mystere is a line of lingerie for men, and when we say that we mean lingerie that looks quite similar to their female counterparts with all the frills and hearts and polka dots. They’ve got bras to hold ’em moobs, thongs, teddies, you know, the whole shebang.
Looking quite realistic and super gross, this set is sculptor Jessica Harrison‘s representation of furniture made with fake human skin upholstery.
Here’s what Felix Colgrave, the creator of this video says about it:
When I made this film, I was exploring the idea of how living things are made of matter, and when we die and rot and we’re returned to the earth and yadda yadda, and then that matter then goes on to build other living things. Basically I cut out the middle man, and made the matter reorganise itself into new things the moment the consciousness died. Then i put them in onesies and gave the whole thing a silly name.