Gross fashion: Eyelashes made of flies’ legs

Of the gazillion things fake eye lashes could be made of, Jessica Harrison chose legs of flies. Now that, is creepy. Granted, flylashes was just a sculptural video, but putting fly legs on your eyes is still gross. As Harrison puts it, “Flylashes was intended as a play on the format of the Chimera, highlighting […]

Street Fighter Condoms: Ryu tells Chun Li to make love, not war

Ryu and Chun Li have been fighting for decades now, and it is only natural that they stop for a break, and you know, do their thing. Apparently these condoms a real product and for sale in China, the package graphic shows Chun Li and Ryu doing it, while under an assortment of random flags. […]

Hello Kitty stiletto phone

Stiletto fashion police probably won’t mind you having a pinkish Hello Kitty stiletto phone, but theres’s a lot of people who would. Why? Because it is pink, and it is Hello Kitty, doesn’t look ergonomic and wouldn’t make a decent spy gadget even for a lousy spy. The product page puts it the best way, […]

Using the iPad as a dish for food, iDish

For a gazillion uses that people could think of for the iPad, no one at Apple probably thought about it being used as a dish. A dish to eat food from. Leave that part to an iPad enthusiast “shiinaneko” who probably loves the device so much, he’d eat from it. Or hates it badly, depends […]

Subtle Butt: The butt of a ton of jokes

Subtle Butt is the new trend that’s sweeping the WTF world. These “Disposable gas neutralizers” are labeled as embarrassment saviors, and apparently are so popular that more than 90% people would recommend them to friends. Well, we can’t do a better job writing the description than the product page itself: Sometimes you just con’t control […]

Who needs practical iPod speakers when you can get a 130pound log speaker

Clearly, the tiny, convenient speakers for iPods are inferior to this huge, 130 pound log of wood that also happens to be a speaker. There are no electronic speakers in the hollow log, it depends on wood’s resonance to get the quality voice through. Apparantly, customers can have their choice in the length of the […]

Hands-free iPad stand is more crazy than it is complicated

Somethings make your life easier, and then there are those things you look at and wonder “What the hell was I thinking back then?” If you have forgotten that beautiful feeling, the PC Set Stand would be glad to bring back the sense of deja vu. Basically, this thing lets you use your iPad (or […]

Vampire Fountain

Probably the weirdest decoration you could have, unless you are a vampire, or in a never-ending Halloween season. The resin-made vampire sits with his mouth open, with a recently decapitated head in his hands, and for effect blood flows down his mouth. Not real blood though, water mixed with a vegetable dye, this is a […]

Spikey bench will take your money if you want to sit down

Thankfully, we’ve not come to a time where you’d have to pay money just to sit on a bench… yet. This bench, affectionately called “Pay & Sit: The Private Bench” by its creator Fabian Brunsing would need you to part with 0.50 Euros before it lets you rest your hinds on it. Put in the […]

Get eyes like those of Dr. Manhattan

These lenses are for the few people on the planet that liked Watchmen enough to not just buy merchandise inspired by the movie, but actually have eyes similar to those of Dr. Manhattan. To be blunt, there was nothing attractive about his eyes, because pale white eyes are just creepy. So that’s $60 worth of […]