Chinese gadget jiggles breasts, claims to make ’em better

Apparently, this Chinese gadget can achieve breast enhancement by a little bit of massage, and a whole lot of breast jiggling. According to the creators of the gadget, it simulates and enhances blood flow to the breasts, letting the breasts grow about two cup sizes. If massaging and “vibrating” breasts actually worked that way, we’re pretty sure the world wouldn’t need a gadget for that.

Via: Geekologie

Human Ivory: Jewelry from stuff you wouldn’t want to wear

Oh hey it’s jewelry, and it’s made from “Human Ivory” so it’s gotta be exquisite, right? Wrong. Human Ivory is perhaps marketing-speak or maybe a polite way to say finger and toenail clippings. Enjoy showing off jewelry and sculptures made from nails. If nail clippings aren’t your style, there’s always belly button lint for you. You can get hold of these from the seller’s Etsy shop, which boldly states “That Woman Makes Crazy Art.”

Via: Geekologie

French village of Bugarach will survive the 2012 apocalypse

It is impossible to stay away from the 2012 apocalypse theories. Handed to us courtesy of the Mayan calendar, which ends the same year, and is for some reason blown way out of proportion. Anyways, if you do have any belief in these stories, the French village of Bugarach holds promise as a place that will survive the 2012 destruction. According to Bugarach’s mayor, there are “sacred mountains” in the village with an “alien garage” where aliens wait underground for the world to end. So those in the village will get a shot at survival. And here we thought aliens had better things to do, you know, like abducting cows or something. Maybe they’re doing all that to kill time.

Via: OddityCentral

Six months into marriage, woman discovers the ‘husband’ is female

Six months into marriage, Minati Khatua, from Orissa, India found out that her “husband” was actually a woman. The husband had been avoiding consummating the marriage on some weird religious grounds, which somehow made Minati think that the “husband” was devout and respectful. Then one fine day, the woman walked in while the husband was bathing, and probably found something amiss… or whatever. It appears the woman was posing as a man to get hands on the dowry Minati was bringing along.

Via: Metro