It’s impossible to not be impressed when you see two people battle it out with lightning and Tesla coils.
As the cruel winter gets stronger, the hand on the mouse fears the dreadful times of cold. Thanko has the answer to the problem with the heated Futon Mouse Pad. The mouse pad has three parts: the mouse pad mattress, a heated quilt and a wrist pillow. It can heat to as high as 50 degrees Centigrade, which probably is too high for comfort, but an intelligent setting would keep the hand warm enough.
Coming from “America’s finest news source,” you can bet this book has all the knowledge you could ever ask for. At the very least, it is bound to be an entertaining read. Costs ~$18.
It’s the best kind of sexy, and hot both literally, and figuratively. Called Tramp Lamps, they are available at Kelly Kerrigan’s Etsy shop that bears the same name.
Booze in a grenade shaped decanter ought to pave the way for a blast. The glass decanter can hold up to 160 oz of liquid. The product is priced at $24, although it seems to be out of stock at the moment.
Holstee and artist Yoko Sakao Ohama have teamed up to create these simple and motivational cards. The simplicity and the sheer power of words make these cards interesting for numerous occasions. Material of the cards is 50% elephant poop mixed up with 50% of recycled paper, and a whole lot of elephant poop jokes. Costs $20.
All the Halloween carving and lighting for Jack-O-Lanterns probably leaves enough space to drop in a few circuits and electronics and have a fully playable tetris game in the lantern. Because nothing scares like the ‘I’ block that refuses to appear.
This goes very well with the season, and is pretty terrifying actually. Made by UK artist and illustrator Erica Luke.
Because Halloween can be less about being scary and more about being sexy, it would probably be okay to carve pumpkins into some sexual positions. The kit includes ten stencils that show up designs like “two can tango” and “cowboy up.” Well, it’s a bit late for pumpkin carvings this season now, but the wise and horny can always stash up for next year. Costs $20.