The mark of a gentleman as we are well aware, are a mustache and monocles. God forbid that a gentlemen ever be separated from these valuable possessions, but in this day and age one can never be too sure. Of course a wooden mustache can never be a real substitute, but it is better to have one than naught.
Made out of black walnut hardwood, the mustaches are attached to a length of copper chain and a fob. A perfect companion, one might say, where the mustache does the role a monocle would be doing. Only, it would rather sit on your upper lip than your eye.