Replacing the classic horse with a classic Italian scooter should work wonders as a novelty rocking horse. This thing is completely handmade from fiberglass, aluminum and steel, and has working lights for added awesomeness. Kids are going to love this; forget kids, I’m loving it. You can get some customization done for the scooter-rocking horse, but you’ll also need deep pockets to get hold of one. Costs $2000.